Millennials are the worst. At least that’s what a plethora of statistics, think pieces, white papers, surveys and social media trolls users would have you think.
Never mind the deep-seated socio-economic reasons why millennials suck at life. (They’re saddled with student loan debt. They entered the workforce during the Recession when no one was hiring. Or post-Recession when wages were stagnant.) Never mind the fact that — hey! — millennials are getting better. (See new research from Chase that found millennials mean business.) Never mind that for every stat, think piece, or white paper out there saying one thing, there’s another saying the exact opposite.
Nope, millennials are just terrible, annihilating every very special thing that crosses their path of entitlement. Like casinos. Or cruises. And chicken wings.
We’re kidding, of course. (No millennial was harmed in the writing on this article — in fact, depending on whether you think Xennials are actually a thing, this writer technically is one.) But just in case you think we’re exaggerating their bad rap, here are 50 things millennials have been dragged for explicitly or implicitly over, oh, the last decade or so.
1. They live with their parents …
2. … & foolishly blame the economy for it.
Silly millennial, it’s not the economy’s fault you’re still in your family’s basement. “Rather, long-run shifts in demographics and behavior have been pushing them in that direction for decades,” says an analysis from FiveThirtyEight. Got that? It’s sociology, not economics.
3. They refuse to get married …
4. … maybe cuz they just don’t know how to love …
How can they really? They ghost everyone they meet and can’t even go on a simple dinner date.
5. … or because they prefer pets to people.
Millennials are more likely to have dogs and cats — and spend lots of money on them — than their older cohorts. (By the way, here’s how to leave your estate to your pet when you die.)
6. They’re not buying houses …
Because they’re single and living with their parents — or staying single so they can live with their parents, depending on who you ask. And because there’s all this data suggesting most millennials just aren’t buying homes.
7. … but are also somehow responsible for a housing shortage.
8. In either case, they’re the reason the housing market can’t fully recover.
9. Plus, they’re terrible house guests.
10. They eat way too much avocado toast …
Whether this proclivity is why millennials aren’t buying houses remains up for debate.
11. … & drink way too much wine …
12. … which is killing casual restaurant chains like Buffalo Wild Wings & Applebee’s …
13. … & mainstream beer companies …
14. … & McDonald’s …
15. … & light yogurt.
16. They’re terrible drivers …
17. … who are driving up your car insurance rates …
Auto insurance rates have gone up by 21.5% since 2012, though whether we can peg this solely to millennials is also up for debate.
18. … & don’t know how to shop for insurance themselves.
Per a Gallup Poll, they mostly just sign up for insurance coverage with whatever company their family members use. (Of course, there’s a little more to it than that. If you’re a millennial, we’ve got some of the best life insurance companies to look into right here.)
19. They’re also bad at buying cars …
Thanks to Netflix, Hulu, Blue Apron, etc., millennials use monthly costs to determine something’s affordability … which, as this Jalopnik article points out, is a bad way to buy a car, since its the purchase price determines how long — and by extension how much interest — you’re going to pay.
20. … & they have no idea how to lease ‘em either.
Their leasing deficiency is a little more complicated than all the car-buying badness, but basically stems from the same line of reasoning.
21. They’re entitled.
22. … which is partially why they’re bad employees …
23. … or maybe just disloyal ones.
Given that survey also found a majority of hiring managers believed millennials were more creative and open to change than their generational predecessors, maybe we’ve gotta call the “bad employee” thing a draw. Still even millennials admit they’re job hoppers, with close to 60% of them telling the Millennial Majority Workforce pollsters they planned to leave their current job in the next three years.
If you’re gearing up for a new gig, be sure to read these nine money things people forget to do when starting a new job.
24. They’re not loyal to their country either …
25. They got too many participation trophies.
26. They’re not participating in golf, though …
27. … or running.
28. They hate napkins …
Back in March 2016, market research Mintel found only 56% of shoppers had bought napkins in the past six months. But 86% did buy paper towels. So there’s that.
29. … & they’re too lazy to eat cereal.
30. Oh, & they’re not using soap …
31. … or fabric softener.
32. But they are taking way too many selfies …
33. … which may or may not have led to a major lice outbreak.
34. They mucked up Obamacare.
Yes, the Affordable Care Act has its issues (see rising premiums). And its future is largely in doubt due to partisan politics. That doesn’t change the fact that millennials were painfully slow to sign up for President Barack Obama’s signature legislation, which helped throw its validity into question. (By the way, here’s a primer on why health insurance is so important and a guide on health insurance in each state.)
35. They’re shuttering bank branches …
Because they’re using financial apps to cash checks, balance budgets, and send money to friends, among other things. (You can find some of our favorite apps for budgeting right here.) In fact, according to research from Goldman Sachs, 33% of millennials don’t think they’ll need a bank at all five years from now.
36. … & department stores …
37. … & diamond dealers …
38. … & movie theaters.
If only local chains would let them text during the film.
39. They watch too much Netflix …
40. … & play too much Madden.
41. They liked Space Jam.
42. They have bad credit scores …
43. … probs because they’re clueless about credit.
44. They don’t get credit cards.
45. They’re not saving for retirement …
46. … except maybe it’s because millennials buy too much coffee …
Per a survey from investment app Acorns, almost half of millennials have spent more money on their morning coffee runs than they’ve put toward retirement.
47. … or go on too many vacations …
48. … even though they’re not taking their vacation days.
Per yet another survey, more than half of millennials leave vacation hours on the table. So … they’re saving for a vacation they haven’t taken yet perhaps?
49. They just can’t with investing.
Over 90% of millennials are scared of stocks … though again, given the economic crisis, can you really blame them?
50. They think they’re smart about money, but … not so much.
Thing is, millennials just think they’re much more financially-savvy than they actually are. Case in point: Only 8% of the demo actually demonstrated a high level of knowledge when tested by the National Endowment for Financial Education and George Washington University.
We can help boost your financial knowledge. For starters, here’s more on common money mistakes millennials make — and how to avoid them.
This article originally appeared on Policygenius and was syndicated by MediaFeed.org.
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